termitemare
the leading cause for waking loss of wood… at night… in bed. considered a form of erectile dysfunction triggered by night terrors or a rather uns-xy dream experience.
termitemares directly counteract morning wood.
citation:
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his vivid termitemares of margaret thatcher naked on a cold day (already a noted anti-disiac, 2 girls 1 cup, and michele bachmann with a corndog at the 2011 iowa state fair made it impossible for him to maintain an erection upon waking.
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