Termvert
1. n. a twisted mind who comes up with the most obscene, perverted terms and submits them to the ud. the preferred technique of the termvert is to take a term that sounds very harmless by itself (a.k.a., cleveland steamer, frosty the snowman, tuscan t-bone) and subfuse it with the most profane meaning possible.
note: termverts were once thought to be confined to bored teen-agers from upper cl-ss neighborhoods, but it’s now -ssumed to have settled mostly with middle-aged men residing in cube farms.
2. adj. of, by, or like a termvert.
tom: i have a new definition for the urban dictionary. i call it the tuscan t-bone.
doug (after reading it): ugh. that’s disgusting.
tom: isn’t it awesome? let’s post it to the ud.
doug: great idea. this is the best termvert definition ever.
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