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• Schlonger

  someone who likes to whip out their p-n-s or schl-ng a lot of the time to either impress or disgust everyone around guy 1: -whips out his p-n-s- guy 2:”oh dude he’s such a schl-nger man that’s gross” guy 1: “you’re just jealous of my schl-nger skills” 4 more definitions the adjective that describes someone […]

• Salvadorian Hitchhike

  when a person is having s-x while taking a p–p. “what did you do last night?” “oh, ella and i tried the salvadorian hitchhike! “

• sadsturbation

  masturbating while sad. “my girlfriend broke up with me, so im left to sadsturbation.” 1 more definition masturbation while in a state of emotional discord as a futile means to pacify pain. you remember that weird, but kinda hot sadsturbation scene with naomi watts in mulholland drive?

• thot dots

  two piercings in the upper lip, usually a silver ball stud (hence ‘dots’ ). in the nineties there were tramp stamps. now we have thot dots

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