Terrakafalon
someone who hates circles. after being near circles for too long they will start to have a panic attack.
billie: hey owen, like my new car tires?
owen: they are circles, please get them away from me now!
billie: oh you have terrakafalon don’t you? well that’s your fault for being here.
owen: please, get them away!
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