Terrorfront
a sweet–ss alb-m from infernal war!
me: terrorfront is the best alb-m from infernal war!!!
random normal person: wat’s that? who’s infernal war?
me: -sigh- infernal war is a black metal band that plays sweet music!
random normal person: do tehy call it black metal ’cause they’re black?
me: -facepalm-
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