tesselaar
the tesselaar (surname) originated from the irish countryside circa 19th century. from ireland, the tesselaar family spread like wildfire in the middle of a hot african summer, to all continents of the globe. the tesselaar family name have produced strong, attractive, loyal and funny family members. originally from an irish heritage, a tesselaar loves a beverage.
frat guy 1 – “hey, i should challegne that funny / smart girl with a last name of tesselaar to a drinking contest”
frat guy 2 – “no dont be silly!, shes a tesselaar!!, she will drink you under he table and is smart and funny enough to make a educate joke at your expense!”
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