test drive

verb;instinct

test driving a girl means to f-ck her with the intent to gather info about her; or to see if she’s a “good f-ck”. which happens before dating.

or just to make sure that b-tch ain’t crazy.
friend 1: yo where were you last night?
friend 2: i was with my girl bro.

friend 1: man i thought you guys were just chillen.

friend 2: nahh man i always test drive p-ssy before i buy it yo. i think she’s good to go!
to have s-xual relations with an individual with the purpose of gathering information to aid in future decisions regarding with whom to partic-p-te in s-xual relations with
gabe got that girl all liquored up to test drive her -ss before spending all that money wining and dining her at the eat n’ park.
to try something out
i want to test drive this car.

i want to test drive this guy, make him see and pay for a chick flick, and buy me dinner.

let’s test drive the ironing board.
testing a girl or guy in s-x performance before you want to commit to them.
dude i don’t think i’m going to f-ck becky again she wasn’t good in her test drive.
borrowing a friends car, and then usuing it to perform a jack-ss style stunt to see how it plays out, and if it would be safe for your car.
bob: yo can you drive me to the store?
joe: nah, johnny took my car for a test drive by the railroad tracks. he said his car is busted.
bob: i hope you have insurance

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