test match
an extremely long sit-down sojourn in the lavatory, which to the subject feels like it is taking five days to achieve any sort of conclusive result. so named due to the similarity to the cricket compet-tions: long, silent periods of intense concentration broken by occasional grunts, cracks and thuds, irregularly interspersed with splatters that sound not unlike bursts of applause.
sally: “fred, jim disappeared after breakfast and it’s already 11. we are supposed to be at the coast by 12!”
jim: “we might not make it. he’s in the lavatory and it sounds like he is in the middle of a test match.”
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