test my salad
1. testing the viability of individual leaves of salad greens or baby spinach when picking through the container. you know that the greens are almost spoiled because of the smell, but you can tell that most of the leaves are ok. so you pick through and try to remove just the slimy, decaying pieces.
2. bending over in front of a mirror and checking out your own business end
thank you for coming over while i cook you dinner. pardon me while i test my salad.
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