teste-mony
when a guy tells a story of a time when he’s been kicked in the t-st-cl-s. giving testimony to when the nuts got knocked.
“dude, could you believe dave’s teste-mony?? man, that must’ve been some wicked pain!”
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- test fit
when a male is inserting his semi flaccid p-n-s in a v-g-n- and is unable to continue the s-xual act, thus resulting in a test fit. “i’ve had twelve s-xual partners, sixteen if you count the test fits”
- Testicularly Recessive
when it’s so cold outside your b-lls suck up into your body. “ball freezingly cold” “dude… it’s testicularly recessive outside.”
- testosteraline
a mixture of testosterone and adrenaline. an ultimate natural high for men. guy 1: “woah joe is going crazy out there” guy 2: “yeah he’s all amped up on testosteraline”
- Testulum
a rare medical condition resulting in the malformation of the male genitalia. normally, one t-st-cl- will hand slightly higher up to facilitate walking, comfort and vasculature. with the anomaly however, the b-lls are precisely on the same level with each other forming a symmetrical “sac.” when diagnosing, a urologist performs the “testulum test” where he/she […]
- teutsche
a combination of sick, twisted, fecal obsession, repressed h-m-s-xuality, fairy-tale based reality perceptions with undertones of pedophilia, vivid b–st–lity, general incontinence, all of which is by no means humorous to the sane. ho0o0o0 chile…i was jus’ in teutsche’s pink igloo. it was ful o’ soiled depends, raped woodland creatures chained to the wall, mamed baby […]