Testefy
to exert a large amount of force or pressure to a male’s t-st-cl-s or general genital area.
pr-nounced teste-fy.
you’ve been testefied.
shut up, or i’ll testefy you.
kid 1: you’re a jerk!
kid 2: you have no b-lls -kicks kid 1 in groin-
kid 3: you’ve been testefied by kid 2!
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another meaning for testefy:
to defile a target object or person using your scr-t-m sack, causing them to be immobilized with fear, giving you an unfair advantage over the victim.
hey jack, i should wake up george and testefy him.
that kids b-lls hang so low he testefies the gr-ss when he walks.
breaking news: man dies from testefication.
the local testemorph testefied his dog and it died.
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