testemorph
mutant with one giant ball. the testemorph often takes his s-xual partner by force, male or felmale makes no difference to the testemorph. the courting usually begins with a ball rubbing ceremony ending with full blown penetration of the -n-s, v-g-n-, mouth or males -n-s. the testemorph is capable of shooting an unheard of amount a s-m-n. sometimes measured in litres the -j-c-l-t- contains no sperm as the testemorph is sterile.
after my tenth beer a drunkin testemorph jumped out of the bathroom and shouted “i’ll f-ck anything that moves!!”.
mutant creep with one giant ball. has the ability to shoot m-ssive quanities of s-m-n. known to take a s-xual partner by force. one important note is that the testemorph with rub his ball on both men and women.
i opened the stall door and i saw the testemorph cover larry craig with a m-ssive amount of lumpy s-m-n. craig looked at me and said “i’m not gay, i never have been gay!”
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