testical diddler
1. referring to a masterbating male.
2. referring to a h-m-s-xual male.
3. referring to a homeless man named richard, who can’t get any p-ssy.
a. “little johnny is going through p-b-rty, now we have to watch for him in the bathroom. he’s a t-st-c-l diddler.”
b. “look at those t-st-c-l diddlers!”
c. “i lost my job, what if i become a t-st-c-l diddler?!”
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