testicalls
the act of accidentally calling someone on your cell phone when it is stashed in your front pocket, specifically when placed in close proximity to the testes. applicable only to males.
d-mn yo; i just t-st-c-lled my ex-girlfriend by accident.
yelling any t-st-cl–related words over the telephone, or across long distances. t-st-cl–related words include, but are not limited to: t-st-cl-s, b-lls, nuts, and mansauce activators.
(from across the field) “hey johnny!”
“what?”
“b-llssssss!”
while birds perfect birdcalls, young boys often hone their t-st-c-lls.
similar to a booty call, but the female (or h-m-s-xual male) does the calling.
unfortunately there has never been any record examples of t-st-c-lls in all of history :'(
lord of all n0blets
phj34r m3 f0r i 4m t3h k1ng 0f t3h n0bbies
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