testicle paradox
the shocking phenomenon, in which the slightest pressure upon an unaroused man’s t-st-cl-s causes pain. yet during s-xual arousal, the t-st-cl-s can take repet-tive strikes painlessly and/or pleasurably.
woman strikes man with pillow in b-lls. he falls to ground in fetal position moaning in agony.
woman feels bad, decides to break him a piece of -ss. he f-cks all three hole’s like a human jackhammer, all night long.
woman experienced the t-st-cl- paradox.
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