Testicle Rape
when a guy stands over top a girl (who is laying down on their back) and the guy dangles his t-st-cl-s in her face and the repeatedly punches himself in the b-lls.
dude 1: dude i totally t-st-cl- raped someone!
dude 2: wtf? why would you do that?!
dude 1: i dont know, but now i need some ice.
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