Testicle sacrifice
the art of giving your two great genital powerhouses to the great lord satan, thus giving him the power to mate with archdemons with your dna, so you can be part of his cause.
tom: aye i preformed t-st-cl- sacrifice on my dad last night
brad: nice! -highfive-
(meanwhile at home)
dad: -wakes up- where to f-ck did my nuts go?!
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