testicle transplant
the transplant of t-st-cl-s from an organ donor to a reciever who was born without b-lls.
andrew: wtf that baby is black. i’m white though.
andrew’s sister: i only had s-x with you andrew. you were born without t-st-cl-s and mom and dad found a t-st-cl- donor for you and gave you a t-st-cl- transplant when you were a baby. you mustve gotten t-st-cl-s from a black man.
andrew: that makes perfect sense i always felt i had a little black in me.
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