testicle vise grip
to simply grab one’s t-st-cl-s and grip or “vise” them until you come to the point of almost crushing them. usually used after a unrecoverable diss or just cause you simply have an utter discust for that person.
i gave paul the t-st-cl- vise grip after he was talking sh-t about my girlfriend.
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