Testicular Elephantiasis
sometimes shortened to te, there are two definitions of this word:
1) a medical condition where your scr-t-m swells to the size of a softball or basketball.
2) when you are such a boss, your b-lls either triple in size, or become made of wrought iron.
dumb-ss: dude did you see jim today?
dude: no, what happened?
dumb-ss: dude, he was being beat up by this short -ss kid, so he picked him up and dropped him on his head!
dude: jim’s got testicular elephantiasis man!
dumb-ss: they must be made out of wrought iron!
dude: the f-ck’s wrought iron?
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