testicular matrophy


the slow decay of your manhood after years of matrimony.
i don’t know what’s wrong doctor. i never get to go out with my friends anymore or watch the game on the weekend. we’re always doing things with my wife’s friends. we joined a book group and go clothes shopping together. hmm, sounds like a severe case of testicular matrophy to me.

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