testicular resignation
when you write “i quit” on your nut sack in magic marker and show em to your boss when you quit
when the t-st-cl-s resign because they get fed up from living next to a d-ck and an -sshole
peter officially gave his testicular resignation today when he walked into his boss’s office and whipped out his n-ts-ck that said “i quit” written in magic marker…right after he said, “i know you’re going to think i’m nuts.”
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