Testori
an abusive guy who thinks he’s tough sh-t to beat on women. characterized by prohibiting any outside social interaction of their mate. and consistent infidelity is a daily occurrance almost. they tend to be smaller statured guys usually. they will talk a lot of cr-p online and through the grapevine. but run and hide behind friends when a father wants o kick his -ss for beating his daughter.
testori: you’re a douschbag don’t call my house!
good friend: next time i hear about you beating on girls i’ma kick your -ss!
testori: come do it then b-tch!
-dude shows up to testoris house-
good friend: w-ssup know b-tch?
testori: i’m calling the police, my mom and my brother.
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