Testosterone Boner
usually occurs from a man or boy between the months of may all the way to september. a testosterone b-n-r is when a man notices a very attractive girl wearing minimal clothing and all the “alerts” of a b-n-r go off minus the inconvenient and obvious side effect.
“dude, g thom, did you see that fine girl in the short shorts?”
“h-ll yeah i did, d-mn girl gave me a testosterone b-n-r.”
“but you’re not showing?”
“exactly, doesn’t mean i’m not poppin’ on the inside.”
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