TestosterPWN


testosterpwn: man’s default-and only-emotion. men are always full of testosterpwn; sometimes for good reason; and sometimes for no reason at all. not to be confused with pherapwn, which is what women become once a month any time you want to play games, or when you want to have s-x, which happens to be 100% of the time.
jason is surging with testosterpwn!
1. when someone is more masculine than someone else, thus “pwning” them with their masculinity/testosterone.’

2. when someone is in contact with more males than someone else.
1. boy 1: “my little sister can throw a football much farther than i can.”
boy 2: “sounds like she just testoster-pwned you.”

2. girl 1: “going to an all-girls school can be so boring. my friend in public school has so many more guy friends!”
girl 2: “well, you’ve just been testoster-pwned.”

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