Tetas De Futbol
when a woman’s br–sts are saggy enough to practice soccer with.
guy #1-daaaaamn! check out the chichero on that one!
guy #2-ugh!! really! they’re f-cking tetas de futbol!!
guy #1-ughhhh! yeah! you can play soccer with those things!!
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