tetherdick


1. a game in which the lady will flop a flaccid p-n-s back and forth between her hands or between the man’s legs. the man can be awake or asleep while such a sport is being played. the game is played until the man has gotten an erection and sound effects are encouraged.
last night after i p-ssed out, kay started to play tetherd-ck while telling me to stop snoring. eventually i stopped and struck rigor mortise.

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