Teti


a synonym to the word bathroom
good, now that you are back, i will now use the teti
an exhilirating action done for the sheer purpose of entertainment or “shock and awe” factor.
– teaching a younger child words like bukkake, strawberry shortcake and dirty sanchez
– getting so drunk you say/do stupid things and dont remember a thing in morning
– leaving an impression by laughter with anyone that you hang out with.

person 1: dude, i just did a teti.
person 2: you got b-lls man, you got b-lls.

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