Tetoris
flash game derived from tetris. the playing area can hold more tetris blocks than the cl-toris has nerve endings.
guy #1: i’ve been playing tetoris for hours but i still can’t be bothered to get a line.
guy #2: i don’t know if i can be bothered to get a game over…
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