Tetrafucked
1. when one is f-cked s-xually four different ways
2. when one is f-cked s-xually by four different people.
3. when one is f-cked four different ways in a situation
4. when one is playing tetris and almost wins, but then hits the wrong b-tton at the last minute and fails.
1. dude, last night jeff totally tetraf-cked me; -n-l, vag, mouth, and hands!
2. dude, i got way too drunk at that party and me and 3 of my friends tetraf-cked some guy.
3. sorry i’m late, first i couldn’t find my keys, then my car wouldn’t start, then i missed the bus and then my sandal broke when i was walking. there was nothing i could do – i was totally tetraf-cked.
5. jill: yes! finally! here comes the long blue tetris bar thing! now i can fill the empty spot and get a tetris! aw d-mnit i touched the left b-tton. now i lost. son of a b-tch mother f-cker….(etc.)
bobby: what’s wrong jill?
jill: i just got tetraf-cked!
bobby: aw d-mn, that sucks.
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