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• texas catheter

  using a condom with a tube attached attached to the end, usually leading to some sort of bucket so one doesn’t have to get off the couch to pee recently ben knight had surgery on his knee and used a texas catheter so he wouldn’t have to get off the couch every time he had […]

• texasing

  the act of being larger, or at least acting like you’re larger, than anyone and everything. g-d, look at john, texasing next to that bush over there. he’s such a noob!

• two clown

  the act of one upping somebody. bob: i had a clown at my birthday party this weekend. john: well i had two clowns at my party!

• textfection

  the act of texting affectionately. they would show one another textfection almost daily, particularly in the morning.

• text sniping

  1. the act of trying to read someone else’s texts discreetly by casually glancing over their shoulder. 2. stealing one’s phone and going through their message inbox when the owner of the phone isn’t there, usually in the bathroom. 1. i found out sarah and dave are fighting again when i was text sniping dave […]

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