Tetumptuous
adjective
1. something that is so delicious it resembles an -rg-sm in the mouth.
2. qualifies for physical characteristics that are quote ‘-rg-smic’
jared: that subway six inch sub is so amazingzing!
customer: no…thats wrong…it’s hands down tetumptuous!
jared: ooooooooooooohyeah.
chick: so…did ya see that music video where gerard way was all…grabbing his jewels?
otha chick: you know it! it was so tetumptuous!
chick: ooooohyeaaah it was!
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