teutsche
a combination of sick, twisted, fecal obsession, repressed h-m-s-xuality, fairy-tale based reality perceptions with undertones of pedophilia, vivid b–st–lity, general incontinence, all of which is by no means humorous to the sane.
ho0o0o0 chile…i was jus’ in teutsche’s pink igloo. it was ful o’ soiled depends, raped woodland creatures chained to the wall, mamed baby dolls, little boys locked in ornate bird cages that had oh so clearly been f-cked in they be-hinds. “aunt jemima (as he refers to himself) get on yo knees and suck d-ck fo’ rock. now pre-heat that fetus-filled oven on da-double. eazy peezy lemoh squeezy chile….”
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