tevez
the best footballer in the world. absolute argentinian legend
tevez is safe as f-ck
despite being in an excellent position of wealth and stature, refusing to do contracted work at the most basic level. ‘pulling a tevez’
boss: hey can you start work for me now please?
employee: how about no.
boss: don’t you go pulling a tevez on me b-tch.
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