Tewasontahawitha
in native american (mohawk) language meaning “the star that brings the night”.
a female, always the manimal’s s-x slave. ruggedly s-xy yet somehow cl-ssy. always puts out for the manimal (mike fowler), yet is just a tease to the rest of the men in the universe. very witty/clever/smart. overwhelmingly s-xy, when she looks at men they instantly need to change their under garments do to s-m-n over load. if men were to see her naked, they would m-st-rb-t- so much that the towel j-zz rag would turn into a deadly weapon. a towel so stiff not even chuck norris himself could break it.
translated in tagalog “warrior poet’s soulmate”.
tewasontahawitha makes a player hang up their jersey and always play on her home court.
“beyonce is fine, but she’s no tewasontahawitha”
m-st-rb-t–n is not needed. meditating while thinking of tewasontahawitha could make a 100 yr old man c-m.
tewasontahawitha is on another level. she is higher than a giraffes v-g-n- compared to other women.
p-rn is not needed. the sight of tewasontahawitha could have all of civilization involved in a never ending self-diddle session.
she is cooler than a whales d-ck
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