tex-girlfriend
an ex-girlfriend that you only really communicated by text or facebook messaging or something
dude, i saw my tex-girlfriend today for the first time and dayum she’s uglay.
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- Text Mackaging
a sms message sent with the purpose of ‘macking’ or ‘hitting’ on a person of desire. flirtatious in nature, usually cryptic or ambiguous in hope for a response. you remember sarah from the party? i’ve been text mackaging her so i can tap that this weekend.
- Cradle Monkey
cradling your significant other’s hefty ball sacks in the cup of your hand, taking pressure off the penal area known as the perineum. hey dude? yeah man… your b-lls look tired yeah i had a rough day weellllllll i mean ill cradle monkey them for a little bit so they can relieve circulation…..i mean if […]
- Memesturbater
w-nker who clogs up forum threads with meme pictures because they value self gratification over intelligent interaction. quotei don’t have the mental capacity to contribute to intelligent discussion so : imgrandom meme picture/img /quote that hives bloke is such a memesturbater
- Fromb
a fro comb i use my fromb to fix my hairs.
- called up
baseball -n-logy. used when someone is moving up; usually applied to someone being promoted at work, but can be applied in most scenarios. antomyns: demmoted, fired, cut, dissed. pete, it looks like your pitching has caught the attention of the yankees. congrats! you’re being called up to the bigs! jeff was asked to take over […]