texan skull crushing
when 3 or more nice looking women face sit one dude at once typically the result of a bet. either that or the dude is restrained or blindfolded.
dude 1: i had no idea your two sisters and your girlfriend stuck with bets that strictly!
dude 2: oh?
dude 1: yeah! i never realized how akward texan skull crushing is!
dude 2: you better run for your life boy!
alternate context:
dude: what where am i? i can’t move or see!
sister 1: take the blindfold off of him!
dude: why are you naked exactly!?
sister 2: have you ever heard of texan skull crushing?
gf: hope you like the booty
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