Texas
a state of the south-central united states. it was admitted as the 28th state in 1845. explored by the spanish in the 16th and 17th centuries, the region became a province of mexico in the early 19th century. texans won their independence in 1836 after a gallant but losing stand at the alamo in february and a defeat of santa anna’s forces at the battle of san jacinto (april 21). denied admission as a state by antislavery forces in the u.s. congress, the leaders of texas formed an independent republic that lasted until 1845. austin is the capital and houston the largest city. population: 17,059,805.
the lonestar state, the state that still believes that criminals should be punished, home of the wataburger, home of southern hospitality, htown, and everythang thats bigger and better.
and no!! we dont all walk around with cowboy hats and boots, and we’re all not rednecks….for that…see oklahoma.
i’m finna kick your -ss if you mess with texas.
the texas state flag
the texas state capitol in austin.
houston, texas
texas/ ou red river shoot out
texas a&m university patriotism
a nice t-shirt
state flag
texas b-mper sticker
place of extreme weather.
if you don’t like the weather in texas, wait five minutes.
the best mexican food. dr. pepper on tap. beautiful ladies. awesomeness everywhere you turn. the best f-cking place on earth. move there now!
f-ck you! i’m from texas!!!
the only state in the union that can fly its flag at the same height as the american flag…..
and the only reason texas doesnt fall into the gulf of mexico… is because oklahoma sucks
look at the flag in our capitol
austin texas… same height as the us flag
home to dr. pepper, several modern and well respected singers, activists, and the like, sam houston, and other great men and women before him, numerous plantlife and animals, and a few horrid idiots who give the rest of us a bad name-ie: george bush.
the biggest and baddest state of them all(15 states can be put into texas and we’d still have 1000 miles left) where everything is bigger and much better than places such as california. home of a ranch bigger than rhode island,the home of trunk poppin, dr.pepper,home of the first word spoken from the moon which was houston,home of sw-ngin on 84’s and vogues, chopped and screwed music, sa town, d town, and h town which are all 3 in the top 10 most populated cities in the u.s.
the lone star state was the only state that was its own country, and the only state worthy of even making a definition of.
if you aint a texan, you wish you were.
1.texas is the home of the playas and pimps.
2.d-mn, texas sure is a better place to live in than california…
3.g-d bless texas.
the greatest state ever
hey yall lets move to texas!!!!
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