Texas Baby Shower
when your having s-x with a girl and right before you blow your load off into her pull out and shoot it into a fan and j-zz splatters everywhere. this was thuogh up by and originally posted by me …… tim davis from texas
me and your mom threw a texas baby shower last night
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