Texas Belt Buckle
when you pull your nut sack out of your pants and hang them right over the zipper making them look like a cowboy’s belt buckle
my pants turned into a sauna so i no other choice than to show that b-tch my texas belt buckle
when you have your pants on and pull your sack out over top of your belt like a belt buckle.
man my nuts are hot, i think i need a texas belt buckle
when a guy pulls his nut sack over the belt line of his pants, making the apperance of a large belt buckle
swigart chicks don’t dig your texas belt buckle
when your nutsac is hanging out of the top of your pants.
hey, check out my texas beltbuckle!
when a man pulls his sack over his belt to make it look like a belt buckle
ducharme loves it to teaback my nuts when i do the texas belt buckle
step 1: go into concealed room and unzip pants
step 2: make sure c-ck is hanging out of pant zipper
step 3: cover c-ck with shirt, for example: pulling it down over your pants
step 4: walk out of concealed room
step 5: step up to somebody, and ask them a question.
step 6: raise shirt to reveal c-ck.
man, wasnt my texas beltbuckle f-ckin hilarious?
a texas belt buckle is when you have a b-n-r, and you flip the b-n-r upwards, pinning it between the waistline of your pants and your stomach. this way, the b-n-r is not protruding outward from your pants, which could be potentially embar-ssing. a very effective method of b-n-r suppression.
as i was walking down the hall and saw a hot babe i got a m-ssive b-n-r, but i quickly rocked a texas belt buckle, so as to hide the b-n-r’s evidence.
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