Texas Breakfast


a meal consisting of pancakes and beer. usually served for dinner.
the texas breakfast has left me inebriated.
a medium to large -ssortment of snacks that would be deemed unhealthy by the general public.
i swear to god tim, everytime i walk into 7-11 i can’t help but buy myself a texas breakfast

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