Texas Burrito
to defecate into a partners mouth and while mouth is full of feces the partner performs oral s-x on you.
jim:last night i gave my wife a texas burrito and while she was performing she threw up all over me.
jason:what’s a texas burrito?
jim:i p–ped in her mouth then she blew me.
jason:you’re disgusting
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