texas chainsaw handjob
when a girl cuts off a dudes arm and jerks him off with it.
meaning: ” man what happened to your arm billy ?”
billy : “oh man sh-t with rita got hot last night and she gave me a texas chainsaw handjob”
meaning: ” man what happened to your arm billy ?”
billy : “oh man sh-t with rita got hot last night and she gave me a texas chainsaw handjob
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