Texas Chili Bomb

the texas chili bomb is a fabled tale thought only to be the story of legends, however some believe it was accomplished once before.

the process goes as follows:

1. a prison cauldron is needed to cook the chili. the chili is made with 5 pounds of ground beef, 1 pound of baked beans, and taco seasoning to your liking. you fill the cauldron with these ingredients and then your party of men must take turns sh-tting into the pot. (10+ men required). now fill the pot with water until it is full.

2. slow cook the chili for several hours until everything is a paste. after about 6 hours of simmering cooking, add 2 pounds of sour cream to thicken the chili. let it cool to room temperature.

3. now, the members who sh-t into the cauldron must now take turn to c-m into the chili and let it form thick layer on top and start to curdle. now the chili must sit in this state for at least 3 days.

4. a female must now get on the floor with one guy on each side of her and get f-cked in both her p-ssy and -ss. a devious fourth person runs up and dumps the chili all over them. next, the two guys start pounding into the girl’s p-ssy/-ss as hard as possible while rubbing the chili all over her and in her mouth.

5. at the moment of the chili dump, all the members who took turns sh-tting in the cooking pot get to run a fast bukkake over the threesome group. after, the men all light up various fireworks and shoot them into the sky, signaling the birth of a texas chili bomb.

or so it is told…
“did you hear all those firecrackers last night?”
-“yeah man, it sounded like a texas chili bomb so i-”
“shh! don’t even pretend that’s what it was!”
-“oh f-ck dude, thanks for catching me. that doesn’t even exist…”