Texas Christian University

texas christian university is a private university located in fort worth, texas. home of the horned frogs, and ladainian tomlinson, aka the best football player in the history of ever!!!! bob schieffer, a popular journalist, also attended tcu. the school colors are purple and white. basically, the best private christian school in the state!
jenna: i went to dallas baptist university!
kasey: man, really? n-body goes there. if you want a good christian college, you better get your b-tt over to texas christian university!
the #97 ranked college in the nation. one of the largest endowments in the country (1.3 billion!) and one of the best fan bases in college sports. unlike lsu, our athletes have to actually be in cl-ss to get a grade, not out chasing hogs and bling blingin’ in baton rouge. but i digress. tcu also is one of the few universities in the nation to have a seperate fund just for campus upkeep. which is why the campus looks better than a scarlett johansson and jessica alba sandwich on a beautiful fort worth day. tcu is also compared to boise state university. why? i am not sure. boise state has some of the most cl-ssless, livestock violating fans in the nation. meanwhile tcu fans are running the dfw metroplex like a formula 1 racecar. bsu somehow got the “university” label even though they aren’t even as good as idaho state or the university of idaho academically. bsu students are there for one reason and that is to pollute home games with their immense body odor and toothless smiles when kellen moore throws a touchdown. tcu is also compared to southern methodist university. smu was the only college to get the death penalty for their football violations.
boise high school kid: “man i wish i could get into boise state!”

university of idaho student: “just open the door, and do the connect the dots and you’re in from what i’ve heard.”

texas christian university student: “how many rhodes scholars do you have?”

bsu student: “i don’t work in construction!”
this is an inst-tution in fort worth, tx. it is populated by wannabe-yuppie sc-m who are busy learning to be real yuppie sc-m. many decadent people attend this school, but enjoy the facade that going to a “respectable” school gives them. ted bundy would be in heaven here. also, some people have been forced to leave their homes when tcu decided to pay people to wreck them to the ground, that way this inst-tution could have yet another building for yuppie “education”, even as they already have a whooooole lot of ’em. to openly insult these untouchables while living in fort worth is not only the epitome of “uncool” here, but also potentially harmful to you.
in fort worth, to submit to, obey, and appease people like those who populate the texas christian university campus is considered real rebellion. if you don’t find this scenario palatable, don’t come here. stay away. i’m warning you because of what happened to me.