Texas City
also known as toxic city – texas city is best known for having the most dangerous bp plant in the world. not only are you at risk of being blown to smithereens while driving down a texas city street, you will also likely be breathing benzine fumes.
texas city is also famous for its dike. that is not a large lesbian population (which would be dyk-); however, a m-ssive wall used to hold back water and protect the city from natural disasters like storm surges.
texas city, tx is a great little town. and by great, i mean, stinky.
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