Texas Clitsaw Massacre
s-xual maneuver in which the middle and ring fingers enter the v-g-n-, the pinky finger enters the -n-s, and the index finger and thumb manipulate the cl-toris
i gave her the texas cl-tsaw m-ssacre, and she nearly blew
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- Texas Fakeout
when person a is having s-x with person b from behind, person a will remove his p-n-s and spit on person b’s back to simulate -j-c-l-t–n. person b will turn to investigate when person a really -j-c-l-t-s on person b’s face. susan was being such a b-tch, so i gave her the old texas fakeout!
- Texas Head Burial
the s-xual act of burying ones head deeply inside a v-g-n- and vigorously using your tongue for intense -rg-smic purposes. was created in south padre island texas. yo, timmera do you want a texas head burial tonight?
- Texas Made
a term used by home grown texans “sh-t i aint goin’ nowhere, im texas made”
- Textbook-Stalking
when you’re so bored of reading your textbook, you go to the list of names on the front cover and look them up on facebook. yo dude i was so bored reading that ap world texting book, that i totally started textbook-stalking.
- texhausted
the act of being too tired to text bob:that b-tch has been texting me all night. i need some f-cking sleep bill: sounds like your texhausted.