Texas Donkey
when a worse hand in texas hold’em – pre flop, flop and turn beats your hand on the river. usually these players are very average and get lucky at the river. they often find it hard to tie their shoe laces and believe they are fantastic players after they win off a donkey hand. these people should be banned from the game which will be a big improvement to a great game.
scotty nguyen said on his show ” there is nothing you can do when someone texas donkeys you… i myself have donky’ed many a good player”
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