Texas Door Knob Warmer
a “texas door kn-b warmer” is when a person cuts their pubic hair and sticks the tr-mm-ngs to a piece of duct tape. the prepared piece of duct tape is then wrapped tightly around the victims door kn-b thus forcing them to touch the p-b- ridden kn-b.
victim: “man… steve gave me a texas door kn-b warmer. its o.k., i made my girlfriend pick it off.”
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