texas double bagger
a girl has a hideous face but a very f-ckable body. so when it comes time to banging the sh-t out of her you put a bag over her head, and you put a bag over your head also just incase hers falls off.
bob: holy b-lls check out that chicks face!
chuck: barf!!!
bob: but shes got a smokin’ bod
chuck: yeah, a prime candidate for a texas double bagger
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